Most days, we are forced to leave our beloved pups behind, and do you ever wonder what they are they thinking?
What if my butt itch is symptomatic of an even greater disease?
If human leaves food on counter it’s for me right?
I’m going to roll over by myself, I said…. It’ll be fun, I said….
So… it’s over, then under, then – forget it… My tie is attached to my shirt.
I made up a new game! It’s called: Pull out all the fluffy things in my toy. Human is going to love it!
Are they back yet? How about now? Now? Are they back now? What about now? Are they back now?
What if I let the fart out a little at a time…
Ooooooooh forbidden couch. I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long.
Breathe. Reverse the blood flow. Your body is a temple. You’re on your paws all day, except when you’re sleeping, but that’s only 18 hours of the day. Relax. Let all your worries wash away.
If I don’t look at that giant Elmo, then it’s not really there. It’s not really there. It’s not really there…
All byyyy myself….don’t wanna be allll by myyyyyself anymore…
I just pooped somewhere, but I’m not going to tell them where I put it.
If human has 1…6…12…4…13…numbers?…42… pairs of shoes, how many can I eat before human notices?
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