Here Are Your Dog’s Thoughts Whenever You Are Away

Most days, we are forced to leave our beloved pups behind, and do you ever wonder what they are they thinking?

What if my butt itch is symptomatic of an even greater disease?
dogs thoughts when human away
If human leaves food on counter it’s for me right?
dogs thoughts when human away
I’m going to roll over by myself, I said…. It’ll be fun, I said….
dogs thoughts when human away
So… it’s over, then under, then – forget it… My tie is attached to my shirt.
dogs thoughts when human away
I made up a new game! It’s called: Pull out all the fluffy things in my toy. Human is going to love it!
dogs thoughts when human away
Are they back yet? How about now? Now? Are they back now? What about now? Are they back now?
dogs thoughts when human away
What if I let the fart out a little at a time…
dogs thoughts when human away
Ooooooooh forbidden couch. I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long.
dogs thoughts when human away
Breathe. Reverse the blood flow. Your body is a temple. You’re on your paws all day, except when you’re sleeping, but that’s only 18 hours of the day. Relax. Let all your worries wash away.
dogs thoughts when human away
If I don’t look at that giant Elmo, then it’s not really there. It’s not really there. It’s not really there…
dogs thoughts when human away
All byyyy myself….don’t wanna be allll by myyyyyself anymore…
dogs thoughts when human away
I just pooped somewhere, but I’m not going to tell them where I put it.
dogs thoughts when human away
If human has 1…6…12…4…13…numbers?…42… pairs of shoes, how many can I eat before human notices?
dogs thoughts when human away

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