Top scientists in North Korea have released a new range of drugs that they claim are better than anything available to the Western world.
Kim Jong Un and his elite are giving themselves gold injections to cure cancer, senile dementia and obesity.
Only the wealthy in Pyongyang will have access to this new gold standard of health care.
One of the injectables, the nano-gold polysaccharide injection, was developed by Korea Myohyang Trading Corporation.
They hope to export the potions to the West. The packs come with English, Chinese and Russian instructions, according to local reports.
Developers say: “It is efficacious in the treatment and prevention of fatty liver, hepatitis, liver cirrhosis, diabetes, insomnia, cancerous diseases, rheumatic arthritis, hyperpiesia, aging, senile dementia, addiction to drugs, alcohol and chemical substances and complications.”
“The injection cures patients for chronic diseases, as well as obesity and weakness.”
“It is recommended for everyone to take it as it relieves physical fatigue and invigorates oneself.”
“It is also efficacious in treating diseases of the circulating system of blood, inflammation, skin diseases and diabetes.”
“In particular, it has the highest qualities in removing poisoning by CO gas, chemical materials and burn and headache caused by alcohol by improving cerebral and metabolic functions in a matter of time.”
As crazy as the idea sounds, a version of the treatment is even available in the UK.
Gold injections, or Myocrisin, is an anti-rheumatic drug made from a compound called sodium aurothiomalate.
While it is available with a prescription in Britain, it is unclear how similar Kim’s communist offering will be to its Western equivalent.
Kim’s scientists developed 50 other anti-cancer treatments made from locally found plants like milkweed.
“The Korea Oriental Medicine Development Centre has developed over 50 anti-cancer medicines that help accelerate immunity function and promote health.”
“They are all made from extracts of medicinal materials and do neither addict their users nor produce side effects even if they are used for a long time.”
Scientists claim to have developed an ointment from plants that dissolve tumors.
North Korean scientist Ryu Il Nam promised his people: “Cancer is not an incurable disease. We’ll continue to develop efficient anti-cancer drugs to protect human lives.”
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