I’d been having some really bad stomach pains lately. Probably because of eating too much fast food, but I wasn’t sure of it. Either way, it’s been making me take repeated trips to the toilet for the past 10 hours with no relief.
My wife suggests I take a nap and it would help. I woke up all of a sudden and rushed to the toilet.
I was on the toilet straining really hard when suddenly there was a loud pop, and everything went dark.
“Honey are you ok?” “There’s been a power cut.”
“Thank you for that.”
“I thought my eyeballs had burst.”