He’s Tired Of Hearing All These ‘Rules’ From His Wife, So He Creates His Own…

 

We always hear ‘THE RULES’ from the Female Side. Now here are the Rules from the Male Side.

Here are Our Rules: –

1. Breasts are for looking at, and that is why we do it. Yes, we know where YOUR eyes are, but your Boobs are where OUR eyes are. Don’t try to change that.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up put it down. We need it up; you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Saturday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Shopping is NOT a sport. and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

5. Crying is Blackmail. End Of.

6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work..! Strong hints do not work..! obvious hints do not work..! Just say it..!

7. Yes and NO are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

8. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a Doctor.

10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

11. If you think you are Fat, then you probably are. Don’t ask us. We know it’s a Trap.

12. if something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

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